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(via fuckyeahskinnybitch)
Sometimes, I look at girls that look like this and I think “Damn, she’s pretty…I wish I looked like that…” And then I remember that I have something those girls don’t. Tits and a cheeseburger. I’m not saying really thin girls aren’t pretty. There’s nothing hotter than a girl that can really rock skinny jeans. I’m just saying I’d rather have my tits and a cheeseburger…
Beaker
(via matthewhimself)
You outta watch Firefly…
Fuck. Finals.
Thursday. This color. Ignore the cut.
oo i want them!
GIVE THEM TO ME. I WILL TAKE THEM FROM YOU WITH FORCE IF NECESSARY
The Worst Saturday Night Live Ever